JEF v1.1c-Skidrow

You wake up as an alien from Karzalinx, not knowing what your name is or how you got there. Soon you discover that your planet has been taken over by a giant evil spa cult. You have to find a way to escape through a space-time ganglion that can take you to various alien colonies throughout the universe. Your goal is to get to Earth where aliens are attempting to right the wrongs of humans by doing things such as forcing former billionaires to put together Ikea furniture for regular people. Among all the confusion of a recently colonized planet you hear of a kidnapped scientist who can help you find out what your name stands for.

In JEF, you’re dropped into the middle of a cosmic walkabout that went off the rails centuries ago. The world is beautiful but meaningless — alien cities glitter with purpose that you’ll never comprehend. Through exploration and interaction, maybe you can piece together who you are and what you’re doing here. Or maybe not! The world hates you! It happens.

You don’t come here as a conqueror. You are a visitor. A drifter. A wanderer. And here you’ll find a bathhouse cathedral. A religious resort. A simulation of life. You desperately want to understand every encounter but it feels like you’re overhearing a half-jumbled secret instead.